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If I was a Mormon I'd be desprate to get out of going to church too.

I think the mall owner may be a libral...that's right he believes in freedom of speech, just not for you.

All healing comes from God, that's why he gave some people the desire to become doctors.

But I want to look good when I'm dead.

This is not what I thought they ment by stimulus plan.

See, I told you M&M's were good for you.

It may be just me, but I'd be really uncomfortable if they guys guarding me looked like this.