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this one has been in the works for a few days...

Looks like somebody’s retirement is still Favre, Favre away.

Hurricane Bill is now a category 4 storm in the Atlantic. Hurricane Hillary angrily responded, “No, I’m a category 4 storm in the Atlantic! You want the opinion of a category 4 storm, you ask me, not my husband!”

Archivists are studying the contents of 610 boxes filled with junk collected by pop artist Andy Warhol. So far the finds have been very exciting to anyone who really, really likes Campbell’s soup.

Britney Spears showed off her hot new figure on David Letterman’s “Late Show” by delivering the nightly top ten list in a bikini. The list was “The Top Ten Reasons Male Viewers Won’t Click Away in the Next Sixty Seconds.” Okay, the top two reasons.

Afghanistan is calling for a media blackout, which should be easy if Britney stays out of Afghanistan.

Feisty old folks are so riled up at the AARP for endorsing Obama’s health care plan that they’re staging a mass shuffle-out.

House democrats are threatening to push health care reform through even if they ultimately get no republican support, saying, “we can’t work with them if they’re not going to give us the bipartisan gesture of doing what we say.”

Swiss banks have agreed to hand over the names of approximately 5,000 account holders to the U.S. government for possible criminal investigation, and in so doing have ruined their credibility in Hollywood spy movies.

38% of companies have indicated that they would hire back employees that they have fired because of the economic downturn because it’s harder to train somebody new than it is to ignore someone who’s really really angry.

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Someone I didn't know was still alive...has died. R.I.P. Les Paul.


John Hughes has left us Home Alone. And Home Alone 2, and Home Alone 3, and Breakfast Club, and Pretty in Pink, and Sixteen Candles, and Vacation, and Christmas Vacation, and Mr. Mom, and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, and Planes, Trains and Automobiles….R.I.P. John Hughes

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Great news! The recession is over! Except there won’t be more jobs. Or lower taxes. Or higher wages. But, other than that…it’s over!


According to President Obama, his health care plan does not contain a provision whereby seniors will be herded into a government-assisted suicide facility and processed into Soylent Green. But who are you going to believe?

Coffee is only pretending to be your friend.

When Governor Mark Sanford was asked in a recent interview what it’s like to live alone in the governor’s mansion now that his wife has moved out, he responded, “That part’s hard.” He said lots of other things that could be taken two ways, too.

Global warming is real...really real...just like Santa, and the tooth fairy.

Vaca

For both of my fans...I'm off to St. Louis for a few days vacation...more posting when I get back.

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That's weird because usually Christians and Muslims get alone so well.

You can not believe in it all you want, that doesn't mean it ain't real.

True Love Waits, But Is It Waiting Too Long?

Some Accidents Are More Successful Than Others...we call those happy accidents.

Thanks for your heroics and saving everyones lives and all...now...you're fired.

Bill Clinton is in North Korea. Hillary is heading for Africa. Talk about your secrets to a happy marriage.

With news like thisis it any coincidence that Obama's new science czar is for mandatory sterilization? Or if the planet doesn’t concern you, at least you can save the good furniture.

A recent college grad is suing her school for $72,000 because she can’t find a job. The grad, who pulled a 2.7 grade-point average, claims the school’s placement office gives preference to students with better grades. Guess what? They also prefer students who don’t sue them.

Rush-ism of the Day

"When Democrats see a majority of public opinion opposed to them, they start thinking, 'How can we ram it down their throats anyway?'"
--Rush Limbaugh

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Rush-ism of the Day

"How many of you today can honestly say that you trust used car salesmen more than congressmen? I can."
--Rush Limbaugh

Bull Whip Guy-Videos that Ammuse Me

This is a satrical piece, I don't know who did it but it ammuses me. and it is a scathing response to Rob Bell's Bull horn Guy video. Which to be fair you should probably watch before you watch the Bull Whip guy video.
So watch this one first then watch the first one I posted.




I think there is valid arguments on both side of the fence, however I lean more and more toward actually talking about hell, and sin and judgement, as difficult subjects as they may be, instead of shying away from them as Rob Bell does. Because Jesus talked more about hell than he did about heaven, and we cannot ignore it because it make someone uncomfortable. Thoughts?