Tuesday, August 4, 2009

In the news...

That's weird because usually Christians and Muslims get alone so well.

You can not believe in it all you want, that doesn't mean it ain't real.

True Love Waits, But Is It Waiting Too Long?

Some Accidents Are More Successful Than Others...we call those happy accidents.

Thanks for your heroics and saving everyones lives and all...now...you're fired.

Bill Clinton is in North Korea. Hillary is heading for Africa. Talk about your secrets to a happy marriage.

With news like thisis it any coincidence that Obama's new science czar is for mandatory sterilization? Or if the planet doesn’t concern you, at least you can save the good furniture.

A recent college grad is suing her school for $72,000 because she can’t find a job. The grad, who pulled a 2.7 grade-point average, claims the school’s placement office gives preference to students with better grades. Guess what? They also prefer students who don’t sue them.

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